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February 08 2016

ShockingChildrenToys

Most Shocking Children's Toys Ever Made



10 Most

Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend never ending hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they may cherish for a lifetime. But they can, they just end up looking like dongs. Here’s the list of toys which can be on the other side of sound judgment, good taste and mental health.

Naughty Tarzan
There's almost nothing wrong with this doll, so long as it's not in motion. Sure, what about a crude teenage boy could point out that his right hand is almost positioned like it's holding a low profile boner. But when you activate the tiny lever on Tarzan's back, that's when the magic happens. There is no mistaking what he's doing. Mattel changed the doll after approximately 100 percent of the boys who acquired the toy started making Tarzan jerk off within about Around 10 secs.Why, what noise do you make when you masturbate?

Skipper Grew Up
Skipper was said to be Barbie's little sister, but in 1975, Mattel decided arrived for Skipper to hit puberty. After countless minutes of research, Mattel concluded on the most factually accurate portrayal of puberty possible. That, needless to say, means when you rotated Skipper's left arm, she'd grow an inch taller and spurt out some tits. As being a real girl! Obviously, the doll sparked a huge amount of controversy, so much so that Mattel never tried something so stupid again. Ha! Just kidding! They've recently started creating a similar doll, except now, she's a skank! That should help.

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Cock Slide
This giant inflatable "clearly a dong" slide appears all over the Internet, but nobody seems to know where it's from ("Europe" will be as close as anyone originates to nailing it down). As you have seen, it's supposed to be a part of a big, fun, inflatable train kids can crawl through. Why does the train result in a giant cock? Seriously, nothing on a train resembles that.

Face Bank
Presumably the facial skin Bank exists for parents who wish to terrorize their children out of ever requesting an allowance. Seriously, kids would prefer to swallow handfuls of change themselves than come anywhere near this damn thing. It appears like Leatherface's mailbox.

Erwin The Little Patient
Erwin may seem like the type of gift you'd package as well as a Cannibal Corpse record and a poster of Lana turner with the eyes cut out. We know you're supposed to encourage your child's talents, but provide them with this doll to cut open and shortly they're moving up to frogs, cats, dogs, hookers and federal prison. Although we've got to admit, Erwin would make essentially the most entertaining Show and Tell day ever. Maybe it's even call educational, because the organs are color-coded to set them all in a right place. We find it much more disturbing than educational, in fact.

Pee&Poo Plushies
Making toilet training fun and approachable is definitely an admirable goal, however seems like a good way for the child to develop an unnatural affection toward their own waste products. At a smallest amount, the sympathetic "Why me?" faces around the waste products will make flushing the bathroom . a psychologically jarring event. Well, at the very least it goes even beyond the original…

Here You Go, Dora!
No-one saw the design of this and thought a dildo shaped Dora the Explorer toy most likely are not the best idea? It took me approximately one second to see the inappropriate shape. How did an entire company not see this? Honestly? Could it be us? Maybe there's another angle where this doesn't happen look 100 percent being a sex toy, but if so, why didn't they photograph it from that angle?

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl